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if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

(Source: happyurepii)


I was at dinner with family friends the other night and we got to talking and he said that being straight is “more efficient” because “a straight path gets to the destination faster than a curvy or windy road would” and his wife peeked out of the kitchen and asked “is that why you don’t last so long in bed? that explains it” and he spent the rest of the night sulking


Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

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